Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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