Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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