In the future we'll all be gay
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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