i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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