woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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