How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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