A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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