They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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