your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Of course I have a pirate flag
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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