i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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