I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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