You really coming over, don't trick.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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be right there i have to get my cape
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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