I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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