i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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