nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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