i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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