Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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