My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Can Purell be used as lube?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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