I don't think brook has ever known best
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
