And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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