New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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