the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
sex in a hospital.. check
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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