loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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