It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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