Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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