if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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