No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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