when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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