your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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