People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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