whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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