NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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