this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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