i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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