Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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