just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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