doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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