I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Randomize