did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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