whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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