It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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