i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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