even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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