Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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