yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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