my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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