I just cut my nipple shaving
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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