No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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