I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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