btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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