i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Need sex. Gaining weight.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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