For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
please don't ironically join a cult
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