Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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