No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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