but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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